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Quotes
Thanks to Sarah for the quotes!
"What, is this some kind of dork outreach program?" - Laney" I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, only without the whole hooker part." -Laney
"When was the last time you tweezed?"-Mac
"What?"-Laney
"I mean, your eyebrows?"-Mac
"Never, why?"-Laney
"Ever watch Sesame Street?"-Mac
"Yeah"-Laney
"You know Bert"-Mac
"I was wondering if...you'd like to embarrass me horribly in front of all of these people"-Zack
"You didn't think I was going to leave for college still dating you? Oh my god, you did! Oh, no way, that's so sweet!"-Taylor
"Pube boy, grab the pizza...well?"-Zack
"What?"-Pube Boy
"What ya think? Hoover it!"-Zack
"Am I a bet? Am I a fuc*ing bet?"-Laney
"I'm Jesse Jackson, I'm a bad dancer"-Jesse
"I'm Mac, I go to school with 500 chicks"-Mac
"It might be a good idea if..."-girl in Laney's art class
"You killed yourself"-other girl
"You're serious?"-Dean
"As a heart attack"-Zack
"I pick the girl, and you've got six weeks to turn her into the prom queen"-Dean
"What's happening, Connie?"-Zack
"He called you Connie"-girl
"So?"-Melissa
"Your name is Melissa"-girl
"Hey spaz!"-Zack
"He knows my name!"-Simon
"What's the matter? She doesn't like her million-dollar makeover or her overnight popularity?"-Brock
"That's not the point, man! I cared about her!"-Zack
"No offence, but you run like a girl"-Chandler
"I am a girl"-Laney
"Well, you know what I mean"-Chandler
"Obviously, I don't"-Laney
"Jump up my ass, Zack"-Taylor
"Been there, done that"-Zack
"Tomorrow's not just like tomorrow. It's the future"-Zack